The Queen Released A Formal Statement and She's Pissed

The Queen can't be happy right now. You know she's stomping the dust off the floors of Buckingham Palace after she basically found out through social media that her grandson Prince Harry and his wife Dutchess of Sussex Meghan Markle basically want nothing to do with them anymore. I mean, part of me thinks that the whole Royal existence is so weird and obnoxious and living that life would be pure torture, the other side of the equation is why would you want to work? And of all places to move in an attempt to get away from the Royal PIA's, why go to Canada? I think the Queen pretty much owns Canada and she will make your life a living hell, in addition to being cold. So while Megxit has the UK in a tizzy, we all get to sit back and watch the shit show unfold. On Monday, the Queen released a formal statement about the situation and we decided to have a little fun with it, offering up our own interpretation of what reallllly was being said behind closed doors. Enjoy