Johnny Depp Is Great But Can’t Grow A Moustache

I hate to be critical of one of my wife's favorite actors, but I have to criticize him for something (out of jealosy, I guess) Yes, it's his "stash".  It's just not full   Come on!  I can even do better than THAT!

So I did a little research into the best mustaches, and now I have to run away once again with my tail between my legs.  Check this out, folks!!. It's from the European Beard and Moustache Championships in Leogang, Austria.  Thanks to the Telegraph for the bizarre, fantastic photos.

I'll never talk trash about a stash again!