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Schenectady Bear Defiantly Dismisses Social Distancing
A black bear bear was caught on tape curiously sniffing around on a man's front porch in Schenectady County on Sunday night.  Local residents are wondering where the migrating mammal was off to next and why it wasn't practicing proper social distancing?
Coronavirus Poll: What's Worse Public Cough or Public Sneeze
A friend of mine was out to dinner with his fiancee in Albany on Thursday night and out of nowhere they faced an interesting coronavirus-related dilemma.  Neither one of the soon-be-married couple has any of the flu-like symptoms related the pandemic, but they did face a moment where their involunta…
Hi. My Name is Brian, and I Leave The Toilet Seat Up
I'm a guy.  I watch a lot of sports.  I like to eat chicken wings and pizza.  I don't have a flat stomach and I could definitely stand to lose a few pounds.  I like to gamble and play poker, I get annoyed easily, hate small-talk, and occasionally check out Instagram mod…
Kids On Kindness: "My Mom and Dad Saw a Bear Once"
I had a chance to sit down with my son and his classmates last week at school to get their thoughts on kindness and friendship.  Many people loved this segment.  It showed the true purity and innocence of 4 and 5-year-old's and perhaps there was something for us adults to learn here.  Plus, it was f…
Voicemails From Mama: Is Dad Watching Dirty Movies?
In the latest installment of Voicemails from Mama, a very peculiar thing has been happening to my mom and dad.  There have been changes to their cable bill resulting in hundred of dollars of premium charges that my dad claims to know nothing about.  My mother however, has other thoughts after disclo…
We're All Wrong About How "Schalmont" Got Its Name
The most random thing happened today and I'm sitting here shocked and stunned.   I stumbled upon the Schalmont Central School District facebook page and they offered a brief, very simple explanation of how and why the school is called Schalmont. And it's not what I, or many of us…
C’mon PETA, You Can’t Fire Phil
If PETA gets their way, the famous groundhog that helps us determine how much Winter is left would be be replaced by artificial intelligence.  What?! I don't know about you, but I have a mini obsession with Punxsutawney Phil .  He's fat and feisty and furry and every year when th…
Mass Police Arrest Repeat Parking Lot Pooper
They say "when you gotta go, you gotta go" and we've all been there before.  When nature calls and you're not going to make it home, you just hope that the gas station or pizza shop bathroom has been cleaned out in the past few weeks.  A parking lot, for me anyway,  would probably not be m…
Voicemails From Mama: Eating Habits Rant (Listen)
It's gotten to the point now where anytime my mama leaves me a voicemail on my cell, I'm oddly excited for what could possibly come next.  In the latest edition of 'Voicemails From Mama', she leaves me a message complaining (and is utterly disgusted) by Papa Codes' eati…
Local Residents Crap On Dog Doo Policy
Some local residents at an apartment complex in Niskayuna have already had their dog swabbed for DNA purposes, others downright refuse, and some dog owners feel like they're part of some sort of prank.
As many as three local apartment complexes in the area are attempting (or have already started) to …
GNA Prank Call: Chicken Sandwich Taste Test (Audio)
Chic-Fil-A, Popeye's, Hattie's Chicken Shack...these days everyone has an opinion about who has the best chicken sandwich.  We thought we could have some fun doing a prank phone asking a local 'foodie' to help us determine who has the best one of them all.  We called Alexa in Latham and asked her to…
Brian's Mom Has Salacious Trump Dream (Audio)
It's been chronicled many times on the show that there's a divide in my parents household when it comes to politics. While Chrissy and I and the rest of the morning show playfully allows for each side to demonstrate their love (or disdain) for their political allegiance, a rather bizarre dream by Ma…

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