Beach Volleyball. Skeet Shooting. Are These Dumb Olympic Sports? [AUDIO]

Don't get me wrong.  It would be Un-American to totally diss the Olympics.  I'm all for getting behind our teams over there.  But I'm a little bit old school when it comes to the sports I'm accustomed to seeing during the coverage of the Olympics.  I will now present my humble opinion in song form and then we'll see if you agree

Interesting to watch, but for OTHER reasons than the actual sport -(wink wink)

Skeet shooting?  It's a great sport, no doubt.  We did this in the Boy Scouts years ago.  But Olympics material?

By the way, I then went on Facebook and asked what pastime you folks have that you would be good at, even though it would make a dumb Olympic sport.  The responses were fantastic.  Here are some:

If you'd like to add more in the comment section, please feel free!