Who Remembers this Crazy Ride from their Upstate NY Childhood?

The Good Ol Days

I remember going to the Great Escape in Lake George with my sister from the day we went. As soon as we entered the park, we raced back toward the area known as Ghost Town. Then, we crossed a bridge, entering the "Fest Area."

The Fest Area had carnival games for prizes, bumper cars, and mini-motorized boats where you paid a dollar for 3 minutes of action.

Remember The Rotor?

But amid all this kiddie play, the cylindrical whipping beast served no purpose but to turn your guts inside out, The Rotor!

The Rotor (and similar rides) were popular in the 1980s and lasted inside the park until the early 2000s.

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Over time, The Great Escape was removed as it became difficult to maintain. As bigger, more exciting rides emerged, these human spin cycles disappeared.

"But in the midst of all this kiddie play, was the cylindrical whipping beast that served no purpose other than you turn your guts inside out, The Rotor!"

But was it Fun?

The Rotor ride lasted two minutes but seemed like an eternity—stuck to a wall and spinning at 30 MPH!

The experience starts slowly, spinning you round and round. Then, it gets faster.

Then the freaking bottom drops out, your legs dangle, and centrifugal force takes over.

As it speeds, the Rotor makes whirly-bird noises - now you’re stuck to the wall like Garfield on a windshield. So much fun!

The force plasters your cheekbones to the wall, and in the midst of it all, you’re either laughing, crying, peeing your pants, or worse - about to throw up a hot dog.

As The Rotor spins faster, some seasoned pros turned themselves upside-down and did tricks. That wasn’t my style. I just stayed there, the back of my head stuck to a slab of metal, my husky belly jiggling and churning with excitement.

Could it Exist Today?

The human puke-bucket known as the Rotor represents a piece of my childhood, and maybe yours, that quite frankly couldn’t exist today, probably for good reason.

I’m sure most parents cursed the park up and down after someone else's chubby kid blew centrifugal chunks onto theirs.

The Rotor existed when thrill rides weren’t very complex - it was "let’s just see how fast we can spin your kids," and no one cared.

The name alone makes my stomach turn, but I loved it back then, and I miss it today, even though there's no way I'd ever venture back on that wheel of vomit.

Not quite as sexy and thrilling as the Steamin' Demon, or considered a classic like The Comet, The Rotor will never hold a sentimental place in our hearts like the wonderfully nostalgic and straightforward Desperado Plunge.

But it does have its place, and it’s a ride that my stomach and I will never forget!