Today's morning monologue.  My best work? eh.  But as always there are a few funny parts. The Rolling Stones are back at it. What does Hulk Hogan want with Little People? Did you know a toddler got drunk at Applebees?  And ladies, would you trade a year of your life to be thin?  We find out all about these things and more in today's show opening monologue. Let's listen.

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