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Richie Sings The “D Battery Blues” In Preparation For Sandy [AUDIO]
I'm in big "doo doo" at home - trust me. We're down to the wire now, and I forgot to stock up on the dreaded D batteries. Are you in the same boat? Then sing along with Richie (lyrics included)
This actually happened. Off I went to the Home Depot thinking "Of course they'll have them -they'll have a 50 pack or something". No dice. I started to freak. I haven't broken the news yet to Dorrie. I hope she doesn't see this article or hear this song! Here it is, with singing help from our "Sean and Richie Needs A Girl" #6 -Brianna Costanza
mp3 version
D Battery Blues
© 2012 Richie Phillips All Rights Reserved
When it comes to Preparation
Im the king of procrastination
my 3 flashlights do not work right
I drove to 3 gas stations
Well the clerk called me a jerk
and also something else too that I can’t say because of FCC rule
I screamed what have you done they’re all gone
(I go)t the D Battery blues
I doubled back to a Radio Shack
then off to home depot
the same result
what an insult
Maybe they’ve got em at Lowes
They had double a’s and triple a’s
and rechargeablestoo
boy those will come in handy Sandy
I got the D battery blues
Weevil I feel so alone
Im in deep doo doo at home
cause tonight we’ll be reading from light
that comes from my Iphone
I guess we always have the fireplace
as long as we open the flue
next time I’ll learn my lesson
no more messin with the D Battery Blues
how desperate we are
gonna sleep in my car -D Battery Blues
Well, I guess I could always go door to door and see who has them!
Seriously, folks - be safe. This was my attempt to give you a little comic relief in a potentially serious situation. Let's all get through this, OK?
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