7 'Hopefully Relatable' Super Bowl Thoughts

Jimmy G is very handsome, the game was mostly interesting, the commercials have been boring for a million years, and nobody could really hate the halftime show. Here are some random musings and thoughts following Super Bowl 54.

Demi Lovato's National Anthem may have been the greatest of all time. If Whitney Houston back in 1991 pre-recorded hers (and it wasn't live) like we've since learned, Demi's is the best of all time.

All week I thought the Niners were a lock to win the game. As I soon as I officially placed the bet on them at Rivers Casino, I knew they were a lock to lose.

It was a halftime show that literally no one could complain about. Women love Shakira and J-Lo because they're both stunningly beautiful and have a combined age of 93. And men love them because....well, we're allowed to.

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The commercials aren't great. But this is nothing new...we've been longing for the days of the 'Bud Bowl' for 20 plus years now.

Jimmy Garappolo (the Niners QB) is very very handsome. I'm kind of glad he struggled...not sure I have enough jealousy in my body for him and Tom Brady.

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I'm happy for Andy Reid - coach of the Chiefs- that he got his championship He's seems like a really nice man. The kind of guy who would invite you to his cook-out and and make sure you had a to-go plate. Then he expresses his appreciation that you came to his cook-out, talking close enough that you would notice he has a piece of pork rib in his beard. But it doesn't gross you out, cuz it's Andy F****G Reid and he's such a nice guy.

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Normally I waste countless precious moments of the game figuring out possible scoring combos on the scribbled battleship grid knows as Super Bowl squares. This year, I didn't enter any squares and I felt very lost. And lonely at times.