Things My Wife Wants Me To Throw Away–Good Luck With That! (VIDEO)
There is a definite disconnect between the male and female species--especially when it comes to the subject of "what stays and what goes". But sometimes a guy has to stand up for what's right despite the odds!
I love to hoard technology, for example. Anything that still works, kinda works, or at least blinks when you plug it in stays where it belongs--on a shelf in the basement.
That also applies to all of the media that goes with it--
Exhibit A: My old albums- Especially Alan Sherman (Hello Muddah....Hello Faddah)
Elton, Billy Joel, Beatles- don't even ask me twice!
B. 45's. ( big hole). Especially the first one I ever got by Jan and Arnie!
(I was 5 years old-- they became Jan and Dean!!!)
C. Toshiba laptop- This sucker has a floppy screen. Just about to fall off. I tied it together with a shoelace and some electrical tape. Works like a charm.
D. Four Track Cassette Multitracker- Many many parodies recorded on that bugger. I paid $1200 for it back in the day. Never mind that there's an app for the IPad that gives you an 8 track studio for $4.99!
F. Huge trusty, rusty, paint encrusted screwdriver- Totally random, I know
But I had to include it because my father gave it to me years ago to
Start me off with a tool set. (doesn't fit in the tool chest)
There you have it. May mean nothing to her OR you, but you know what
They say about one man's trash!
Wow--if you really think about it--this would make a good subject for a song! And a slideshow!!!