Rhymin’ Richie Creates Perfect ‘Bro Country’ Song [AUDIO]

Thanks for that introduction, digital department! Yes, I will admit that I believe I have created a song that encompasses all of the elements contained in the current crop of "Bro Country" hits blasting out of your speakers lately. (Hey, you've got to be able to make fun of your own, right?)

With that in mind, here we go. I hope you take it in the spirit in which it was intended- extremely cruel and critical! LOL.

I wrote the words and music, performed all of the instruments and sang all of the vocals. Why? 'Cuz noone else will work with me! Lyrics below the song.

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"Bro Country Song"

©2014 Richie Phillips All Rights Reserved

First you start out with a real good beat, talk about a girl cutoff jeans

She gotta be blonde can't be brunette

Throw in a cooler and a big truck bed

It's a must that she's sittin in the shotgun seat

Of a silverado drinkin sweet tea

with the radio cranked down a country road

In a sexy tank top playing George Jones

If you got a melody that's strong

You got yourself a bro country song

Add in a guy with a backwards hat, must wear shades, gotta be jacked

Real tight jeans- can't be fat, neck is red, covered with tats

Park that truck by the river down the hill

Pull out the blanket and the Coleman grill

Crank someHhank break out the Bacardi

Time to get down, time to do the naughty

With this formula you can't go wrong

If your gonna write a bro country song

Gotta take place in a a little farm town

And your truck needs a big lift kit

Make sure you sing with a country twang

While you chew tobacca chew tobacca chew robacca spit.

Then you've almost got a hit

Before it's over before it's done write in the jug of wine, and real hot sun

It's crucial that you have a car that pulls right up

With the awesome candy apple rag top

Wink at the girl who's listening to Merle

Yell out the window "You Rock My World"

Sit on a log scoping out the frogs and end your last verse talking' bout your bird dog

You'll be on the charts before too long

With your brand new Bro Country Song

Make sure that in addition

You do some catfishin

Then you've succeeded in your mission

Of writing that bro country song

A Bro Country Song!

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