Jennifer Aniston Has Moved on, But Twitter Hasn’t #Brangelina
Unless you've been under a rock for the past several hours, I'm sure you've heard that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are so over.
I have to admit, I was a little surprised to hear the news because they have a million kids and although they've only been married a couple of years, they have been together and collecting those kids for quite some time.
Here's the thing about this news that really surprises me... the fact that people on the internet are so interested in how Jennifer Aniston is coping!
Why? Leave her alone! She has moved on and has a nice little life! She has a hot husband who rubs Aveeno all over her like 3 times a day, all the yoga she wants to do, all the SmartWater she wants to drink, and now, the last laugh!
On twitter, #JenniferAniston is trending hotter than #brangelina.
Why, after more than a decade is she still being defined by that relationship?
She's classy, of course she's never gonna say anything snarky about it! And we don't know, maybe they're all friends now, anyway!
Plus, does anyone really want to see a family splitting up? Especially Jennifer Aniston, she's perfect!? And especially such a big blended family like the Jolie-Pitts!
Calm down internet.
These are real people, remember that.
Ok, rant over.