Wild Patty Child – Song For Mother’s Day from Richie [VIDEO]

Sometimes you get a name that is tailor-made for song parody. This one is no exception. I was asked to write a song for Patty Child. Gee - this was a no brainer.

We were here doing our show from U Albany campus for College Week, which also come inside it with a special promotion we were doing with ProFlowers. It was my job to write a special Mother's Day song for a listener every day this past week. When I got the email from Amanda Child asking if I could created duty for her special mother, I definitely jumped at the chance - especially since the song "Wild Child" by Kenny Chesney came to mind almost immediately as the song to parody. This one's for you, Patty! Lyrics to follow.

https://youtu.be/FTxShgkHIug

Patty Child

Parody of "Wild Child" by Kenny Chesney

Really hates talking about her age,
Gets 2 cups of Stewart's coffee each day,
Hates leaving the house past 4 PM
She has a crush on Luke Bryan you see, has a shirt that says Luke shake it for me
She's really into slot machines you know, she's always been a
Patty child
She'll never be a Redskin fan
Patty child this info came drom your daughter Amanda
ProFlowers is giving you a gift by the way,
To help celebrate Mother's Day,
Patty Child

Congrats, Patty. You too get a $50 gift certificate to Proflowers.com

photo by Richie Phillips