Ted Cruz Quits the Presidential Race Then Immediately Punches Wife in Her Face [Watch]
I mean, to be fair, he definitely didn't mean to hurt her, buttttttt... he did punch her and then elbow her right in the face.
So he suspended his presidential campaign, and now it looks like the Republican nominee will indeed be Donald Trump.
But, you know who the real loser is?? Ted lovely wife. Because while the rest of us will now be spared of his awkwardness... she has to take him home.