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Richie’s ‘Artificial Wonderland’ Song Parody- [AUDIO]
Do you have a real Christmas tree? Do you have a fake fireplace? Is everything in your life becoming artificial? Prefab? I'm guilty of it too. It's definitely an Artificial Wonderland! Here's a song about it - performed live on the show today (lyrics included).
"Artificial Wonderland" (parody of "Winter Wonderland")
lyrics ©2013 Richie Phillips All Rights Reserved
Don’t ignore to what Sean is saying
I understand hiscomplaining
the thing I can’t take is that everything’s fake
in our artificial wonderland
see the prefabrications, in our porch decorations
the tree is so green cause it’s filled with styrene
in an artificial wonderland
on the mantle you can see a snowman
theres a fake reindeer on the lawn
and see that fat santa on the chimney
he was manufactured in Taiwan
Oh my wife looks fantastic,
even she’s made of plastic
our fireplace is obsene
it’s on the TV screen
it’s an artificial wonderland
my son will never play out in the snowdrifts
leaving home is something he can't stand
when he wants to watch the flakes a falling
He looks for pictures up on Instagram
yes it's all so pathetic
this holiday is synthetic
what a way to make your life so bland
it’s an artificial wonderland
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