Portnoy Poster Vandalized At Saratoga Bar, Miss Peaches and Petey Left Untouched

Dave 'El Presidente' Portnoy of Barstool Sports jokingly asks Saratoga Springs Police Department to launch an investigation into a case of vandalism on Dave's face. It appears someone literally 'de-faced' a poster celebrating Portnoy's #1 best selling book.

Dear Saratoga PD….I’d like to report an assault. Somebody put a hole in my face at The Parting Glass! This is rude, salacious, outrageous and a crime! They just hate that #cancelmeifyoucan is a #1 New York Times Best Seller. - Dave Portnoy

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Following it's June 30th release, Dave Portnoy's book 'Cancel Me If You Can' became an instant New York Times Bestseller. In recognition of this accomplishment, The Parting Glass bar & grill in Saratoga created a poster, featuring Portnoy and his famous pups Miss Peaches and Pete the Beagle.

Take a look at the pictures below and you will see that Dave's eyes have been removed from the poster. Fortunately Mis Peaches and Pete the Beagle were untouched.

In response to Portnoy's request, Saratoga Springs Police stated, Dave we will find out who did this and throw the book at them! (not your book) First, we will need to get signed statements from Miss Peaches and Petey if you could please bring them in to the station. We give great belly rubs.

Residents are encouraged to keep an eye out. Were you there? Did you see anything? Detectives are hoping to eyeball the suspect as soon as possible.

In the meantime Dave Portnoy's One Bite Pizza Reviews roll on. Read more; Capital Region Pizza Shop Earns Respectable Score from Dave Portnoy