Chia Pets Should Be Outlawed As Gifts

Many years ago I got a Chia Pet for Christmas and had to ask myself how bad I had been that year. Is it a gift or a punishment?

These cost about $9 and I have seen more creativity in a Pre-K pottery class. I have noticed that over the years it is considered funny to get these for people with receding hairlines to bash them over the head with the reality that they are balding. Geez, Happy Holidays.  If you just can't resist the temptation to buy me one, I'll take the Scooby Doo.