On the "Today " show in Australia, a shark expert named Paul Burt was reporting from a salt lake where someone reported a shark sighting.  And as a joke, he picked up a fishing pole, and cast it in his one chance to catch the shark.
He didn't catch the shark but what he did catch was a DUCK!  And he started reeling the line in, but then realized what happened, and said, quote, "I got a bird!  I got a bird!  I'd go to another shot."
They cut back to the studio, and the anchor said, quote, "Well, that didn't end well, did it?"  Then he added, "Peking duck, anyone?" Reports are the duck wasn't "hooked" just tangled.

 

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