comedy

Happy Monday!  Well, as always if your not one of the early risers you may have missed today's show opening monologue.  Don't worry, I got you covered my friends.

Here is today's monologue from the show.  I must warn you it starts very slowly, but I do believe the jokes get much better towards the end.  Which brings me to a thought, if you do listen to the monologue I'd love to hear what jokes you actually do like the best.

Everybody loves funny country songs.  Brad Paisley's made a mint writing them . And you've seen that email that goes around every once in awhile-- a list of actual song titles.  It'll confirm every single stereotype you have about country music, fer sure! (but you can't help but laff!)  And I couldn't help but try to rhyme them...

I love one liners. They are always handy when you need to break up a tense room and get people laughing. One of the best series of one liners ever is the "it's colder than" series. I thought I would share a few with you.

Well, here's what I have for tomorrow's show--a little ditty about the dreaded--I mean, much anticipated..NY Tax Cap.  But I only have the words... here's what I have so far.  (And I'll be singin' the song tomorrow morning between 8:30am-8:45am BTW

I love my TV.  Well, I used to.   Now I feel betrayed, hurt and deceived. I should be a little more specific, it wasn't my TV that did it.  It was one of my favorite shows.

Every year since 1988, I have written a parody that rhymes all of the event of the past 365 glorious days.  I've found alot of them.  (Still seaching high and low for the rest-due to an incredibly efficient filing system--- yeaaaaaaaah...

Does the name ring a bell?  If it doesn't,  go on Amazon or Itunes or maybe your local CD store (remember those?) and try one of his recordings. Tom Lehrer was a former Harvard math professor-turned-piano playing song satirist. He had a huge cult following in the '60s, writing about some of the controversial issues of the day.

Leslie Neilsen: A man who started out as an actor, and switched to a comedy actor passed away at age 84.

It's always sad news when anyone dies but especially sad when it is someone who brought laughs to millions time and time again.