Jennifer Aniston and George Clooney Married? (AUDIO)

Here is today's monologue from the show.  I must warn you it starts very slowly, but I do believe the jokes get much better towards the end.  Which brings me to a thought, if you do listen to the monologue I'd love to hear what jokes you actually do like the best.  Remember, I and my writers are not professional joke writers.. Damn we are. Well we are not good professional writers.

In today's show opener we find out if Jennifer Aniston is getting married.  If Brad Pitt is cheating.  Will the President solve the budget issue?  Big Ben is getting married. And cops used pepper spray on an 8 year old kid?  Give it a listen.

God Bless.