I love one liners. They are always handy when you need to break up a tense room and get people laughing. One of the best series of one liners ever is the "it's colder than" series. I thought I would share a few with you.

It's colder than a well digger's knee.

It's colder than the Pittsburgh Steelers locker room.

It's colder than prom night at the convent.

It's colder than Elliot Spitzer's last anniversary.

Got any good ones, please share.

To share the mood of the chilly weather and bad one liners here's something from Martina McBride and Dean Martin you'll enjoy.