This is absolutely amazing, disturbing and hysterical at the same time.  We take you to China for this smuggling story.

According to a man was stopped at customs in China for walking in an usual way.  I guess he might have been hunched over a little, or perhaps walking stiffly.  Well, there was a reason.  Check this out

And by the way, these little babies are worth $872 each over there.  So $872 x 94 =$81,968.  Would have been a nice payday for this guy.  Sorry, buddy.  Nice try

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