You know it's happened to you. You get to a party, Countryfest tailgate, camping, etc and bring bottles of the beverage of your choosing and find out that no one brought a bottle opener! It's okay, never fear, I can help!
I consider myself a red blooded American who has lots of pride for my country. As Eric Church would say, "I cover my heart with my hat when they fly that Red, White and Blue". But I can certainly appreciate other countries too, especially our neighbors to the North