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Richie’s “Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie” Parody About 42 Year Woman Thrown Out Of A Missouri Water Park For Her Revealing Bikini – [AUDIO]
Hey - what other song could you POSSIBLY use to parody? Yes, I know it's an "oldie but goodie", but so was the woman who was asked to leave a Missouri water park for baring too much skin with her skinny bikini. It's creating quite a stir on the world wide web of misinformation
Call this "Misery in Missouri" Her name is Madelyn Sheaffer and she's 42 years old. According to ABC News.com I guess she was ejected from a water park in Missouri for causing the other swimmers "misery" by exposing a bit too much.
Well, I had to do this folks, because it was there. I wrote this hurredly in between commercials. I took some liberties with the story, as you will be able to tell
Hastily Written Lyrics
Parody of "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Bikini"
Lyrics © Richie Phillips All Rights Reserved
She's not ashamed to lay out by the water
though you'd think she was wearing no clothes
yes but lately gave her an order
Again, a fictional account. What say YOU about this? What age do YOU think is too late to show too much? Leave your comments here!
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