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How NOT To Play Golf From A Master Nongolfer [AUDIO][VIDEO]
Golf continues to be a huge mystery to me. I have a major love hate relationship with it. It's great getting out there, but everyone around me is always better. 7 year olds, 85 year olds. People who limp onto the course still do better. So I thought I'd give you some things NEVER to do, because I've done them all
It's so ironic. We have a golf tournament named after Sean and myself, and I suck. They should white out my name! No. Don't even ask. I'm not going to show video of my swing. Don't even ask. But I did find a guy on YOUTUBE who has a similar swing, so I thought I'd let you laugh at him instead of me
So there's #1. Don't do that in public.
#2. If a row of ducks are crossing in front of you right before you tee off, never EVER, even jokingly exclaim "I'm aiming for the fat one in the middle" . It happened to me once. I hit a duck right in the stomach. I will now do a quick impression of the sound of the duck:
Sound of the duck by WGNA-FM
Do I need to go on here? What's your worst golf experience. I need to know so I feel better!
If you'd like to come out and play golf, there still might be room. Here's some more info from Sean's blog
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