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Voicemails From Mama: Don't Cheat On Your Barber
This week, Brian's mom (Mama Codes) left a message on his cell phone to tell him about a situation that occurred when his father (enter Papa Codes) became curious of a customer of his who hadn't been in his barber shop recently.  Fearing that his longtime client may have been cheating…
Love Cowboy: He Drives A Smart Car
This one was one our favorites in the last few weeks.  Love Cowboy was on his game as he proved to be a pretty big smart-a$$ while addressing an email from Havannah in Glemnont.  Havannah wasn't overly impressed with the kind of car she was picked up in on a recent first date; it was …
Love Cowboy's Advice For Mama Kissin' Man
A GNA listener emailed into Brian and Chrissy to get some advice from the Love Cowboy in regards to something her boyfriend does when he greets his mother.  It's not uncommon for grown men to show affection toward their mother but this wasn't sitting well for Alyssa in Delmar who finds it slightly o…
GNA Prank Call: Instacart Nightmare
Instacart is a service that does home delivery grocery shopping for you after you tell it what you want.  At it's best, it saves you time and energy.  At it's worst, you could end up with a bunch of meat-ends and bruised apples as there are times, on occaision, when Instacart delivers the wrong stuf…
Deputies Pull Over Drunk Men In 'Pimped Out' Amish Buggy
Well this is a story I never expected to write about, and I'll refrain from using any Amish-type puns or jokes. But then again, it's the internet and when it comes to the Amish, this is pretty much a safe space.  Two Amish Mennonites were pulled over by deputies and their 'pimped out' buggy was not …
LOVE COWBOY ON SENDING 'NUDES'
Love Cowboy has strong opinions and at times he can some off rude, lewd, and a tad bit crude.  For the first time since appearing in the morning with Brian and Chrissy on GNA, he appeared in the 'nude'.  Well not really, he responded to an email from a dude who's girl was se…
Whitehall's Sasquatch Festival: Ya Gotta See It To Believe it
As the self-proclaimed Sasquatch capital of the northeast, the town of Whitehall is known for many sightings of the mythological  beast. Whether or not you're a believer, there's plenty to love about Whitehall's Annual Sasquatch Festival.  And while there's no telling w…
Muscle Head Wreaked Havoc On Beach During My Vacation (VIDEO)
In this weeks installment of 'This Is Why I Hate People' watch how this ridiculous man on the waters of Florida's panhandle flexes and poses for 'the Gram' while his girlfriend films the whole thing.  I've seen this before but it's usually girls filming other girls.  Now granted, this man has a body…
GNA Phony Phone Call: Dirty Fantasy Football League (AUDIO)
You may have heard this gem of a prank call on GNA last week just before the 2019 NFL season got underway.  We got word from one of our listeners that 'Sue' in Altamont is in charge of her Fantasy Football League and has been slightly consumed by it.  It's her first year in the league and she's also…
Colleague Blows Off Work For Fantasy Draft
I love Fantasy Football as much as the next guy or girl, but it's highly unlikely I'm ever going use my 'draft' as an excuse to miss work. I mean, I may miss work because of the draft (which I've never done, btw) but my boss would never know that!  This actually happened to a colleague of mine.  He'…
Eating Egg Salad & Other Things You Should Never Do On A Plane
Flying these days pretty much sucks.  First off, the airlines ring up every little charge imaginable.  $30 for checked luggage is the biggest crock of &^!@ on the planet.  I'm flying...do you expect me to NOT bring luggage?!  Imagine showing up at a restaurant and they started charging you for p…
VOICEMAILS FROM MAMA: DAD SHARES FOOD W STRANGERS
This week, Brian's mom (Mama Codes) left a message on his cell phone to tell him about a situation that occurred when his father (enter Papa Codes) allowed a stranger at the casino to eat some of his onion rings.  My mother has been putting up with this type of thing for decades and vents to Brian o…

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