jokes

Happy Independence Day! Celebrate With July 4th Jokes!
Q: What dance was very popular in 1776?
A:  Indepen-dance!
Q: Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
A: Because the horse was too heavy to carry!
Q: Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?
A: Because she can’t sit down...
OK Give Me Your Best Line: Today In Saratoga It Will Be So Hot..
As I was going through my news feed this morning one of my friends posted this line. I immediately started to post my suggestions. They are not all winners but not everybody is when we are talking about the track!
So think about Saratoga and all it has to offer and about all the people braving the he…
Sean and Richie Show Monologue (AUDIO)
You know, our writers work very hard every day. Sadly sometimes we don't get much of a chance to use their stuff.  If you must know we "wing" a lot of the show. I think its more fresh and even a little more dangerous that way.
‘It’s Colder Than What’ Jokes (VIDEO)
I love one liners. They are always handy when you need to break up a tense room and get people laughing. One of the best series of one liners ever is the "it's colder than" series. I thought I would share a few with you.