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Happy Independence Day! Celebrate With July 4th Jokes!

Q: What dance was very popular in 1776?

A:  Indepen-dance!

Q: Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?

A: Because the horse was too heavy to carry!

Q: Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?

A: Because she can’t sit down.

Q: Does Europe have a 4th of July?

A: Yes, it does. It comes right after the 3rd of July.

Q: Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?

A: Yeah, it cracked me up!

Q: What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware?

A: “Get in the boat, men!”

Q: What do you call an American drawing?

A: Yankee doodle!

Teacher: Tommy, can you tell us where the Declaration of Independence was signed?

Tommy: Yes, ma’am. At the bottom.

Q: What did one flag say to the other flag?

A:  Nothing. It just waved.

Q: What’s red, white, blue, and green?

A: A patriotic turtle.

Q: What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?

A:  The Americans licked the British.

Q: How did American colonists’ dogs protest against England?

A:  The Boston Flea Party.

Q: What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington?

A: One has a bill on his face, and the other has his face on a bill.

Q: What was George Washington’s favorite tree? 

A: The infantry.

Q: What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?

A: Yankee Poodle

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