Happy Independence Day! Celebrate With July 4th Jokes!
Q: What dance was very popular in 1776?
Q: Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
A: Because the horse was too heavy to carry!
Q: Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?
A: Because she can’t sit down.
Q: Does Europe have a 4th of July?
A: Yes, it does. It comes right after the 3rd of July.
Q: Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
A: Yeah, it cracked me up!
Q: What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware?
A: “Get in the boat, men!”
Q: What do you call an American drawing?
A: Yankee doodle!
Teacher: Tommy, can you tell us where the Declaration of Independence was signed?
Tommy: Yes, ma’am. At the bottom.
Q: What did one flag say to the other flag?
A: Nothing. It just waved.
Q: What’s red, white, blue, and green?
A: A patriotic turtle.
Q: What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?
A: The Americans licked the British.
Q: How did American colonists’ dogs protest against England?
A: The Boston Flea Party.
Q: What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington?
A: One has a bill on his face, and the other has his face on a bill.
Q: What was George Washington’s favorite tree?
A: The infantry.
Q: What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?
A: Yankee Poodle