Voicemails from Mama

Voicemails From Mama: What Did The Fox Say?
It's no secret that Papa Codes loves him some Fox News.  Every once in a while he'll see something on his favorite news channel and want to discuss it with me which is totally fine.  I have no issues with either of my parents from a political standpoint.  They are, however, diametrically (and passio…
Voicemail From Mama: Birthday Blues
Last week Mama Codes had her 77th birthday and we had a little family gathering over the weekend celebrating our matriarch.  It was really nice, albeit a few days before her birthday.  On her actual birthday, we left it up the big guy (Papa Codes) to make sure he took care of her.  To some degree he…
Voicemails From Mama: Father's Days Gift Gone Astray
The weekly segment called "Voicemails from Mama" took a very interesting turn on Wednesday morning.  Coming off of Father's Day weekend, I made no bones about the fact that my Dad and I didn't exchange gifts.  I explained to Chrissy on the air that just a few weeks earlier, I hooked Papa C…
Voicemails from Mama: The Botched Thank You
This was arguably one of the funniest "Voicemails from Mama" that we've aired in it's illustrious history.  In this segment, the rents are attempting to leave me a message simply 'thanking me' for the new signs I had professionally made for my dad (aka Papa Codes) who recently went back to…
VM From Mama: Dad's Eating All The Groceries
My mom is the best.  I mean, I love both my parents with all my heart but for crying out loud- this is getting crazy.  She leaves me at least 3-4 voicemails a week just telling me stuff my dad is doing that drives her crazy.  I'm not really sure what she wants me to do, so I just pass them off to yo…
Voicemails From Mama: Is Dad Watching Dirty Movies?
In the latest installment of Voicemails from Mama, a very peculiar thing has been happening to my mom and dad.  There have been changes to their cable bill resulting in hundred of dollars of premium charges that my dad claims to know nothing about.  My mother however, has other thoughts after disclo…
Voicemails From Mama: Chia Head Trump
My dad is a huge Trump supporter and for Christmas I thought he might get a kick out of a Donald Trump Chia head.  On Christmas, he acted as if he loved it, telling me how he could't wait to put it in his barber shop. But somewhere along the line, I started hearing grumblings about how my father did…
Voicemails From Mama: Eating Habits Rant (Listen)
It's gotten to the point now where anytime my mama leaves me a voicemail on my cell, I'm oddly excited for what could possibly come next.  In the latest edition of 'Voicemails From Mama', she leaves me a message complaining (and is utterly disgusted) by Papa Codes' eati…
Vmail From Mama: Dad's A Doorbuster
In the latest installment of Voicemails From Mama, my mom calls and leaves a message informing me of the hilarious antics of Papa Codes who literally walked though a strangers screen door.  The two of them were at an estate sale over the weekend when my pops clumsily stumbled up on the porch and dar…
Voicemails From Mama: Co-Pays and Politics (AUDIO)
The ongoing political saga between Mama and Papa Codes and continues. The latest voicemail from my mom was to enlighten me about the latest heated argument they got into when simply getting a prescription filled at CVS proving once again that everything, and I mean everything, can spawn a war of wor…
Voicemails From Mama: Television Political Warfare
It's no secret that my mom and dad are diametrically opposed politically.  It's not uncommon in most households for a couple to co-exist despite these differences, and my mom and dad are living proof of that.  However, as the political landscape continues to grow more and more co…

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