Voicemails from Mama

Voicemails From Mama: What Did The Fox Say?
Voicemails From Mama: What Did The Fox Say?
It's no secret that Papa Codes loves him some Fox News.  Every once in a while he'll see something on his favorite news channel and want to discuss it with me which is totally fine.  I have no issues with either of my parents from a political standpoint.  They are, however, diametrically (and passionately) opposed to one another when it comes to the subject.  So Pops calls me up on Sunday to discu
Voicemail From Mama: Birthday Blues
Voicemail From Mama: Birthday Blues
Last week Mama Codes had her 77th birthday and we had a little family gathering over the weekend celebrating our matriarch.  It was really nice, albeit a few days before her birthday.  On her actual birthday, we left it up the big guy (Papa Codes) to make sure he took care of her.  To some degree he did, but Mama wasn't particularly pleased with a few of the things he did throughout the day the sh
Voicemails From Mama: Father’s Days Gift Gone Astray
Voicemails From Mama: Father’s Days Gift Gone Astray
The weekly segment called "Voicemails from Mama" took a very interesting turn on Wednesday morning.  Coming off of Father's Day weekend, I made no bones about the fact that my Dad and I didn't exchange gifts.  I explained to Chrissy on the air that just a few weeks earlier, I hooked Papa Codes up with a bunch of custom made signs for his barbershop that explained the new Covid rules and
Voicemails from Mama: The Botched Thank You
Voicemails from Mama: The Botched Thank You
This was arguably one of the funniest "Voicemails from Mama" that we've aired in it's illustrious history.  In this segment, the rents are attempting to leave me a message simply 'thanking me' for the new signs I had professionally made for my dad (aka Papa Codes) who recently went back to work at his barbershop. I've always contended that my dad literally has no idea how to properly use
VM From Mama: Dad’s Eating All The Groceries
VM From Mama: Dad’s Eating All The Groceries
My mom is the best.  I mean, I love both my parents with all my heart but for crying out loud- this is getting crazy.  She leaves me at least 3-4 voicemails a week just telling me stuff my dad is doing that drives her crazy.  I'm not really sure what she wants me to do, so I just pass them off to you because they're freaking hysterical.  Here's the latest VM from Mama where she's complaining about
Voicemails From Mama: Is Dad Watching Dirty Movies?
Voicemails From Mama: Is Dad Watching Dirty Movies?
In the latest installment of Voicemails from Mama, a very peculiar thing has been happening to my mom and dad.  There have been changes to their cable bill resulting in hundred of dollars of premium charges that my dad claims to know nothing about.  My mother however, has other thoughts after disclosing to me in the message that she thinks my dad has been ordering premium 'adult' channels.  That's
Voicemails From Mama: Chia Head Trump
Voicemails From Mama: Chia Head Trump
My dad is a huge Trump supporter and for Christmas I thought he might get a kick out of a Donald Trump Chia head.  On Christmas, he acted as if he loved it, telling me how he could't wait to put it in his barber shop. But somewhere along the line, I started hearing grumblings about how my father didn't think it was good for business.  In this edition of Voicemails from Mama, I finally learn the re
Vmail From Mama: Dad’s A Doorbuster
Vmail From Mama: Dad’s A Doorbuster
In the latest installment of Voicemails From Mama, my mom calls and leaves a message informing me of the hilarious antics of Papa Codes who literally walked though a strangers screen door.  The two of them were at an estate sale over the weekend when my pops clumsily stumbled up on the porch and darn near knocked the screen right off the hinges.  Referred to as a 'bull in a china shop' by my mom,

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