Voicemails from Mama

VM From Mama: Dad's Eating All The Groceries
My mom is the best.  I mean, I love both my parents with all my heart but for crying out loud- this is getting crazy.  She leaves me at least 3-4 voicemails a week just telling me stuff my dad is doing that drives her crazy.  I'm not really sure what she wants me to do, so I just pass them off to yo…
Voicemails From Mama: Is Dad Watching Dirty Movies?
In the latest installment of Voicemails from Mama, a very peculiar thing has been happening to my mom and dad.  There have been changes to their cable bill resulting in hundred of dollars of premium charges that my dad claims to know nothing about.  My mother however, has other thoughts after disclo…
Voicemails From Mama: Chia Head Trump
My dad is a huge Trump supporter and for Christmas I thought he might get a kick out of a Donald Trump Chia head.  On Christmas, he acted as if he loved it, telling me how he could't wait to put it in his barber shop. But somewhere along the line, I started hearing grumblings about how my father did…
Voicemails From Mama: Eating Habits Rant (Listen)
It's gotten to the point now where anytime my mama leaves me a voicemail on my cell, I'm oddly excited for what could possibly come next.  In the latest edition of 'Voicemails From Mama', she leaves me a message complaining (and is utterly disgusted) by Papa Codes' eati…
Vmail From Mama: Dad's A Doorbuster
In the latest installment of Voicemails From Mama, my mom calls and leaves a message informing me of the hilarious antics of Papa Codes who literally walked though a strangers screen door.  The two of them were at an estate sale over the weekend when my pops clumsily stumbled up on the porch and dar…
Voicemails From Mama: Co-Pays and Politics (AUDIO)
The ongoing political saga between Mama and Papa Codes and continues. The latest voicemail from my mom was to enlighten me about the latest heated argument they got into when simply getting a prescription filled at CVS proving once again that everything, and I mean everything, can spawn a war of wor…
Voicemails From Mama: Television Political Warfare
It's no secret that my mom and dad are diametrically opposed politically.  It's not uncommon in most households for a couple to co-exist despite these differences, and my mom and dad are living proof of that.  However, as the political landscape continues to grow more and more co…
Voicemails From Mama: Don't Cheat On Your Barber
This week, Brian's mom (Mama Codes) left a message on his cell phone to tell him about a situation that occurred when his father (enter Papa Codes) became curious of a customer of his who hadn't been in his barber shop recently.  Fearing that his longtime client may have been cheating…
VOICEMAILS FROM MAMA: DAD SHARES FOOD W STRANGERS
This week, Brian's mom (Mama Codes) left a message on his cell phone to tell him about a situation that occurred when his father (enter Papa Codes) allowed a stranger at the casino to eat some of his onion rings.  My mother has been putting up with this type of thing for decades and vents to Brian o…
Voicemails From Mama: Dad Let's Man In His Car (AUDIO)
This week, Brian's mom (Mama Codes) left a message on his cell phone to tell him about a situation that occurred when his father (enter Papa Codes)  let a strange man sit in his car because he 'he thought it looked nice'. It also features some bonus content about a strange voicem…
VOICEMAILS FROM MAMA: DAD CHASES DOWN MONEY (AUDIO)
This week, Brian's mom (Mama Codes) left a message on his cell phone to tell him about a situation that occurred when his father (enter Papa Codes) left a costumer in the barber chair to run after some money he saw laying on the ground outside.

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