WARNING: This post may contain inappropriate words and phrases. Not safe for work, or children.

Urban Dictionary is a website that has all sorts of user generated definitions. It is usually pretty R- rated to be honest but you can type just about anything in there and find someone's definition. For instance here is one person's  "definition" of Country Music: "an unbearably irritating form of music that uses the same twangy gee-tar and awful wavering voice to sing about a very short list of topics such as: cheating spouse, alcoholics drinking to excess, pickup trucks, bein' a good-ol-boy, not havin' any a them-thar teeth and (DELETED WORD) ' horses. this form of music is generally played at hoot n' annies, box socials, barn dances and every store north of georgia that d- bags go to buy cowboy hats even though they have no legitimate need for them."  Not  very flattering but it gives you an idea of what we are dealing with here.

Now you can go and look up your name or hometown whenever you want to yourself but I thought it would be fun to share a few of them with you here. I can't do all the towns in the Capital Region but I can do the one's I have lived in. Let's see how accurate they really are.

Clifton Park:   "An Albany, NY suburb of 35,000. Home to soccer moms, business dads, and preppy, jocky, nerdy, gothic, and emo teens that mainly attend the world's largest torture chamber, Shenendehowa Central Schools. If your looking for the bitchiest women and cockiest guys, look no further than the "Welcome to Clifton Park" sign. Don't say I didn't warn you if you choose to set your eyes past that sign."

Monument Square Troy
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Troy: "Troy is well known for its many over populated housing projects infested with cockroaches & welfare momma's. Many of its homeless are ex stock brokers, reality TV stars, Politicians, & famous rap artist for the 90's. They live as urban nomads in the city parks cooking pigeon stew & holding gypsy carnivals that mainly consist of (DELETED WORDS)booths & rat clubbing. There is an epidemic of Urban Hillbillies that populate the city. Leading to many spontaneous house fires from their meth labs & moonshine kilns exploding."

Albany:  "The Capitol of the Empire State, New York. Albany is home to some of the most stalwart New Yorkers. Albany is the home of one of the most dysfunctional State governments in the United States yet has the most intelligent and resourceful citizens residing within the State. Albany continues to stand as the pivotal region in Upstate development despite the growing instances of douchebaggery from the minority of SUNY Albany students who still think it's cool to destroy their neighborhoods, their city, and the reputation of their State University."

Gloversville City Hall
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Gloversville: The *- hole of the universe. An urban area in upstate NY that is overrun by crackheads and drunks and welfare families with daily baby momma drama. Full of busted ass buildings and out of work leather mills, dirty, scummy and home to the stupidest people on the planet.

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