Richie Rhymes Countryfest Rules As A Public Service [VIDEO]

Many of you have asked about the rules for this year's Countryfest. I thought listing them would be boring, so I decided to put them to rhyme (hey, I loved Dr. Seuss as a kid...I guess it never leaves you).

For the complete list of rules and regulations for this year's Countryfest extravaganza, you can always go to the website, but I thought we'd have a little fun here, so as a public service, I took a famous Dierks Bentley song and parodied it (being that he's the headliner, of course).

Now to help you sing along in your homes, cars on the way there or wherever, I've included the lyrics as well. I also found some crowd photos from old Countryfests that you might just find yourselves in. Enjoy!

See you on Saturday!

11 am that's when the doors open

Saturday morning we'll all be Schaghticokin'

get there early I ain't joking

that's what you should be thinking

Sorry to tell ya it's a cardinal sin

to try to sneak food and beverages in

there'll be plenty of concession stands where you can

do your eating and drinking

and I'm sure you won't disagree

when we let young kids in free (under 10)

It would sure be cool if you could carpool