GNA Summer Picnic Rules Rhymed by Richie – [AUDIO]
I'm only doing this, folks, so you don't have to. I just somehow feel obligated to make a song out of the rules and regulations for this year's Summer Picnic with Skeeter Creek, Greg Bates, Jason Michael Carroll, and Chris Cagle. Now how do you make THAT rhyme?
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And now, without further delay, here's the song with apologies to Kid Rock. I parodied "All Summer Long" , because we've been waiting all summer long for this. Here are the rules and other info all rhymed up.
'GNA's Summer Picnic Party Theme
Parody of "All Summer Long", by Kid Rock
Lyrics only ©2012 Richie Phillips All Rights Reserved
(It’s) GNA’s summer picnic
we ain’t talking picnic tables its a concert and it’s gonna be a treat
Jason Michael Caroll and our good friend Chis Cagle
and joining them Greg Bates and Skeeter Creek
And I’m feeling like a tool
cuz we have not explained the rules
so I’m about to run them down I hope they rhyme
You’ll be in a bad mood if you bring beverages or food
must keep your shirt and shoes on at all times
There’s lots a food that you can get
don’t bring in grills don’t bring your pets
unless they’re service animals then it’s alright
They start parking cars at 1
that’s when we begin the fun
and it continues til around early in the nite
don’t you bring no alcohol don’t bring coolers in at all
gates open up at 3 it starts at 4
it’s a guaranteed good time
gonna happen rain or shine
20 bucks right now or 30 at the door
Summer picnic party
saratoga country fairgrounds on 'GNA