Boring Lead Up To The Super Bowl

It seems every Super Bowl something crazy happens. Like reporters in wedding dresses for media week, Players taking shots at the other team, Great drama like when the Colts and Bears played we were guaranteed the first ever Black head coach to win the big game. Last season the we all loved the Saints so much for all they over came and we wondered was this the year Peyton Manning removed any doubt he was the best by winning his 2^nd ring.

This has been the least eventful lead up to the Super Bowl EVER!!! Where’s the drama? Where are the story lines? The most interesting thing is Steelers Lineman Bett Kiesel’s beard. They don’t even have Cheerleaders this year!

Back in 98 we had Shannon Sharpe and Ray Buchannon going back and forth about which one looked like a horse and who was a dog. Same year Eugene Robinson won the Bart Starr award for his moral Character then gets arrested the night before the game for soliciting an undercover cop.

In 2000 when the Rams beat the Titans Ray Lewis killed people!!! Er I mean was at the scene of a murder.

The Raiders Barrett Robins was so Bi polar he thought he had already won the Super Bowl and disappeared to Mexico the day before the big game in 2002.

So this year I offer my potential headlines that would make it more interesting. Steelers Center Maurkice Pouncey will wear Curt Shillings bloody sock from the 2004 World Series and PLAY THE GAME OF HIS LIFE!

Black Eyed Peas fight to the death at halftime after Fergie wets herself on stage again!!!

Ben Roethlisberger is rolled out to the field in the full blown Hannibal Lecter gear just incase a cheerleader shows up.