Everybody thought I was crazy because I had a plan for the Zombie Apocalypse. Well after some dude ate a homeless guys face in Florida, who's laughing now?! The people at Cracked.com came up withe a list of "5 Reasons the Zombie Apocalypse Can Happen".

Reason 5: Brain Parasites! Things eating your brain means zombies man!

Reason 4: Neurotoxins! I don't even know what they are but they sound scary1

Reason 3: The Rage Virus! Did you see "28 Days Later"?

Reason 2: Neurogenisis! Something to do with stem cells and evil scientists!

Reason 1: Nanobots! HUH?!

Read all the reasons in detail in the Cracked.com article. It's great if you're crazy like me and love scary movies.