When you work at a pet store and you're running low on funds to pay your prostitute, is it okay to pay with a monkey?

It sounds like a bad joke and yes, I would definitely be the one to make said joke, however, in this case it's a real story.

An Oregon man, Nathan Allen McClain who worked at Zany Zoo, (which is owned by his wife, by the way) stole $7,000 in earnings from the stores Girl Scout cookie sales to pay his prostitute, then, according to Eugene Police tipped her with a Galago primate (seen below.)

Eugene Police Department

Abbie McClain, the suspects wife originally thought that the shop had been burglarized of the money and that, Gooey, the Galago primate had been taken as well.