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Real Bad Night At The Superbowl Party (parody incl.)

Mr. Negative.  That’s my second nickname on the morning show.  You’re supposed to have a GOOD time at the Superbowl party, right?  Not me!!!

Between the Aguilera malfunction, the food that gave me ”Montezuma’s Revenge” all nite when I had to be up at 4am.. and the other things that happened, –well, sorry, but I was not a happy camper.

And there are the Blackeyed Peas, jumpin’ around in their Duracell fueled suits, telling everyone that “Tonite’s Gonna Be a Good Nite”….. GOOD NITE??? My TEAM LOST TOO!!

So I borrowed their hit and sang my tail of woe on the show—-here we go….

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Bridgestone Super Bowl XLV Halftime Show
Christopher Polk, Getty Images

(I know it’s a bad impression of the Black Eyed Peas–Will. I. Am I”m NOT!!!!)

Now if you’ll excuse me—I’ve gotta run and get some Milk of Magnesia.  How ironic that the bottle has my name on it!!!!

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