Happy Monday my friends! Well, today I did something a little different than last week. Not only, did I not start the morning monologue with an Osama Bin Laden joke, I didn't even do one at all. Your welcome. So lets take a look at what we did cover in today's monologue.

  • Kate Hudson's new movie, "Something Borrowed" opened this weekend.
  • Italy warns college kids to stay away from the kids from "Jersey Shore".
  • Paul McCartney is engaged again.
  • Obama has a meeting with Prince Charles.
  • Would you go to a circumcision party?
  • A woman wakes from surgery with an Irish accent?
  • And Facebook founder, Mark Zuckerberg is now a home owner.

All this and more in this morning's monologue. Give it a listen here:

God Bless.