Yeah, I know, sucks right? I don't drink coffee but I know I'm in the minority and I'm sorry to tell you this but your Starbucks Coffee may have had poop in it.
Feeling a little... uh.... backed up? Prune juice not working this time? Try this!
A song on the internet is claiming to be able to make you poop! For real!
*****WARNING: LISTEN ONLY WHEN NEAR A TOILET*****