Dear Mr. Ding-A-Ling driver, you have one job. Drive slowly with music playing and sell ice cream to kids. What you are accused of isn't in the job description.
Remember the ice cream truck "Turf Wars" that got Gloversville national attention? If you don't the driver of the "Mr. Ding-A-Ling" ice cream truck filed a complaint against competitor, "Sno-Cone-Joe", saying that they were harassing him. I think right now that driver wishes that his rivals were his biggest problem.