embezzlement

Things have gone from bad to worse for NY Yankees' closer Aroldis Chapman, who is rehabbing from an injury, and fighting to get back millions in stolen cash.

I'm really not sure which part of this story is the craziest. Maybe it's the fact that a woman would steal so much money from a school system, maybe it's the fact that she stole it all by stuffing it in her bra, or maybe it's the amount of money that officials think she stole over a seven-year period.

Hey, I'm a little short this month. We've all said that before and will say it again many times in life.