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It's unclear whether they were trick-or-treating early or just looking for a place to go to the bathroom, but a group of ducks invaded a Saratoga Springs CVS last week and the whole incident was caught on camera. About 50 of the quacking trespassers made their way into the store, according to Consumerist, and would only leave after an employee offered them popcorn...

If you're looking for  job, there's a different job posted in USA Today. After the earthquake and tsunami in Japan, Gilbert Gottfried was fired as the abrasive voice of the duck in the Aflac commercials, for making jokes on twitter about horrific situation. Aflac is now looking for someone to replace Gottfried, to be the new voice of the duck.