Brian's parents

Voicemails From Mama: What Did The Fox Say?
It's no secret that Papa Codes loves him some Fox News.  Every once in a while he'll see something on his favorite news channel and want to discuss it with me which is totally fine.  I have no issues with either of my parents from a political standpoint.  They are, however, diametrically (and passio…
Voicemail From Mama: Birthday Blues
Last week Mama Codes had her 77th birthday and we had a little family gathering over the weekend celebrating our matriarch.  It was really nice, albeit a few days before her birthday.  On her actual birthday, we left it up the big guy (Papa Codes) to make sure he took care of her.  To some degree he…
I Caught The 'Rents Talking Junk About Me
Has anyone ever left you message thinking they'd hung up? Or maybe they butt-dialed you by accident or perhaps sent you erroneous text. Usually these types of things end up being somewhat innocent and slightly embarrassing.  This happened to me recently when my dad thought he had hung up his phone a…
Voicemails From Mama: Eating Habits Rant (Listen)
It's gotten to the point now where anytime my mama leaves me a voicemail on my cell, I'm oddly excited for what could possibly come next.  In the latest edition of 'Voicemails From Mama', she leaves me a message complaining (and is utterly disgusted) by Papa Codes' eati…
Vmail From Mama: Dad's A Doorbuster
In the latest installment of Voicemails From Mama, my mom calls and leaves a message informing me of the hilarious antics of Papa Codes who literally walked though a strangers screen door.  The two of them were at an estate sale over the weekend when my pops clumsily stumbled up on the porch and dar…
Voicemails From Mama: Co-Pays and Politics (AUDIO)
The ongoing political saga between Mama and Papa Codes and continues. The latest voicemail from my mom was to enlighten me about the latest heated argument they got into when simply getting a prescription filled at CVS proving once again that everything, and I mean everything, can spawn a war of wor…
Voicemails From Mama: Television Political Warfare
It's no secret that my mom and dad are diametrically opposed politically.  It's not uncommon in most households for a couple to co-exist despite these differences, and my mom and dad are living proof of that.  However, as the political landscape continues to grow more and more co…