Brian's parents

Voicemails From Mama: What Did The Fox Say?
Voicemails From Mama: What Did The Fox Say?
It's no secret that Papa Codes loves him some Fox News.  Every once in a while he'll see something on his favorite news channel and want to discuss it with me which is totally fine.  I have no issues with either of my parents from a political standpoint.  They are, however, diametrically (and passionately) opposed to one another when it comes to the subject.  So Pops calls me up on Sunday to discu
Voicemail From Mama: Birthday Blues
Voicemail From Mama: Birthday Blues
Last week Mama Codes had her 77th birthday and we had a little family gathering over the weekend celebrating our matriarch.  It was really nice, albeit a few days before her birthday.  On her actual birthday, we left it up the big guy (Papa Codes) to make sure he took care of her.  To some degree he did, but Mama wasn't particularly pleased with a few of the things he did throughout the day the sh
I Caught The ‘Rents Talking Junk About Me (Listen)
I Caught The ‘Rents Talking Junk About Me (Listen)
Has anyone ever left you message thinking they'd hung up? Or maybe they butt-dialed you by accident or perhaps sent you erroneous text. Usually these types of things end up being somewhat innocent and slightly embarrassing.  This happened to me recently when my dad thought he had hung up his phone after leaving me a message, only to keep the recording going while he talked that sh*t about me to my
Vmail From Mama: Dad’s A Doorbuster
Vmail From Mama: Dad’s A Doorbuster
In the latest installment of Voicemails From Mama, my mom calls and leaves a message informing me of the hilarious antics of Papa Codes who literally walked though a strangers screen door.  The two of them were at an estate sale over the weekend when my pops clumsily stumbled up on the porch and darn near knocked the screen right off the hinges.  Referred to as a 'bull in a china shop' by my mom,