As I look more and more into this story, I am just amazed. The average baby weighs seven and a half pounds, how would you like to have one twice that size? Janet Johnson of Longview Texas did just that. She just gave birth to a baby 16 pounds and 24 inches long. They do say everything is bigger in Texas. Imagine, well before you hurt yourself imagining, she did have a C- section.
Now, what do you name a child that big. Well of course when you think about a helpless chubby guy who just lays around all day, K-Fed comes to mind. Janet went with, JaMichael Brown. I bet the Cowboys are already in that hospital trying to sign the kid for offensive line duties. Here is some video on the story:

God Bless.