VM From Mama: Dad’s Eating All The Groceries

My mom is the best.  I mean, I love both my parents with all my heart but for crying out loud- this is getting crazy.  She leaves me at least 3-4 voicemails a week just telling me stuff my dad is doing that drives her crazy.  I'm not really sure what she wants me to do, so I just pass them off to you because they're freaking hysterical.  Here's the latest VM from Mama where she's complaining about my dad who ends up eating all the groceries instead of helping her put them away.  Enjoy!

Do your parents leave ridiculous voicemails on your cell? Every week, Brian from the GNA morning show will attempt to 'clean out' the voicemail messages left from his parents and air some their hilarious ramblings for you to enjoy.  Brian's mother and father are both in their mid-seventies and have celebrated 50 years as a happily married couple. They enjoy casinos, going to the same 3 restaurants over and over, and annoying the hell out of one another.  They also enjoy leaving long-winded voicemails on their kid's phone complaining about each other and sometimes a$$-dialing them for the entire 3 minutes that iPhone allows.