humor

Here is a clip of today's monologue.  Remember it happens very early in the morning as we open the show with it at 6.  My voice is never quite as awake as I think it is, but I still think its fun and I know a lot of you don't get up early enough to hear it. Today we ponder such things as, is this the end of " 30 Rock"?  Who wants to skinny dip with Brittany Spears?

I was told by a friend last night that I was the victim of a new form of "come on" line called "economic seduction" by a young lady at a Getty Gas station I stopped at to fill up last night. Let me explain.

Valentine's Day.  No need to go on with a long drawn-out explanation about what this holiday is for.  Love, Flowers, Cupid....all that junk.   I want to represent the other side for a change.  They deserve a mention on this day too, you know!!!