The airlines are getting desperate. We're taking a flight tomorrow, for example. It's international. And I didn't know this, but they are charging us $75 for a suit bag! My wife figured out that it's cheaper on the way home to just throw the bag out and pack the dirty suit and dresses in one suitcase! Very smart, huh? But I digress. They need revenue quick, and here's how they're gonna get it-advertising!