it's hideous, and you can't change it.  Every time I look at it, I want to close my eyes in disgust.  What to do?  

It's horrible.  I look like I'm in some kind of trance (probably because I came there right after one of our radio shows after about 3 hours of sleep, if I recall)

Don't you wish they had a makeup department?  You're never quite prepared when the woman at the DMV says "look this way".  Couldn't they send you a bunch of proofs to choose from?

I'm not  trying to pull the vanity card here - but you do show your license to a ton of people.  Does your license photo bother YOU?

If you want, you can send me yours, but please blot out your private information.  Do do that, I used a program called Skitch.  It's very easy to use.  If you want to give it a try, then send your photos to