Are These Really the World’s Best Pick-Up Lines?
People on Reddit are sharing their best pickup lines, and voting on the best ones.
On Friday morning Sean and I read the pickup lines below and had some listeners call with their own! It was hysterical! I can't believe some of the really terrible lines floating around!
One caller said that a guy at a bar asked her if her shamrock tattoo was a scratch and sniff one! And another woman called to say that a guy once tried to get a date with her claiming he knew women because he watched a lot of Lifetime TV! C'mon guys! You can be a little more creative than that!
Here are the best ones according to Reddit -
1. "Are you a 0% APR loan? Because I'm having trouble understanding your terms and you aren't showing any interest."
2. "Do you have a raisin? No? How about a date?"
3. "Are you my appendix? Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me I should take you out."
4. "Girl, I put the STD in 'stud,' all I need is 'u.'"
5. "Are you a beaver? Because DAM."
6. "I think you dropped something." "What?" "Your standards."
7. Carry a bunch of limes, walk up to a woman, and drop them. As you start getting them off the floor, say, "Can you help me? I'm really bad at pick up limes."
8. "I'm no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight."
Woof! I have to admit, though, even though these pickup lines may be cheesy, even if you give one to me in jest, if you make me laugh, you're in it to win it! I can't speak for all the women, but I know that a good sense of humor in a guy is a must for me!