A New Low – I Sang About Poop This Morning [VIDEO]
You know it's a slow news day when you have to resort to THIS subject, but it actually was trending, believe it or not. It cried out for a song to go with it.
Hey - don't blame me on this one. Sean had found a story about the prevalence of poop on almost everything we come in contact with. It's absolutely disgusting, to say the least. Just to check the validity of his information, I looked it up myself on Buzzfeed.com. I'll be damned if he isn't right. It's everywhere. It's here...
Everywhere inside here
And OMG - it's even on here!
And other places too, which I will now explain by parodying Dierks Bentley's "Drunk On A Plane" (Lyrics to follow)