![Hi. My Name is Brian, and I Leave The Toilet Seat Up](http://townsquare.media/site/341/files/2015/03/Toilet.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Hi. My Name is Brian, and I Leave The Toilet Seat Up
I'm a guy. I watch a lot of sports. I like to eat chicken wings and pizza. I don't have a flat stomach and I could definitely stand to lose a few pounds. I like to gamble and play poker, I get annoyed easily, hate small-talk, and occasionally check out Instagram models wearing yoga pants. Oh, and I leave the toilet seat up. Apparently all the time.