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![Man’s Failed McDonald’s Drive-Thru Proposal Proves He Has No Clue About Romance](http://townsquare.media/site/341/files/2015/06/Mc.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Man’s Failed McDonald’s Drive-Thru Proposal Proves He Has No Clue About Romance
When it came to her boyfriend's proposal, this woman was not lovin' it.
![Determined Armadillo Enduring Brutally Tough Climb Eventually Gives Up](http://townsquare.media/site/341/files/2015/06/Armadillo.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Determined Armadillo Enduring Brutally Tough Climb Eventually Gives Up
Behold, the power of persistence.
![People Who Cheered During Graduation Now Facing Arrest](http://townsquare.media/site/341/files/2015/06/Warrant.jpg?w=980&q=75)
People Who Cheered During Graduation Now Facing Arrest
Graduations should be moving, emotional or even just good ol’ fun, but they should never be the reason you wind up in jail.
![Man, 91, Backs Car Out of Closed Garage, Bucket List Complete](http://townsquare.media/site/341/files/2015/06/Garage.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Man, 91, Backs Car Out of Closed Garage, Bucket List Complete
You may think senior citizens are bad drivers, but you'd hard-pressed to find one who drives poorly on purpose, just to accomplish a goal.
![Pet Duck Has Quack-Tastic Reaction When Boy Comes Home From School](http://townsquare.media/site/341/files/2015/06/Nibbles2.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Pet Duck Has Quack-Tastic Reaction When Boy Comes Home From School
Dogs and cats are so passe. Goldfish? Lame. A duck is the pet you want.
![Baby Goats Wearing Pajamas! Baby Goats Wearing Pajamas!](http://townsquare.media/site/341/files/2015/06/Goat.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Baby Goats Wearing Pajamas! Baby Goats Wearing Pajamas!
This isn't just your daily dose of cuteness. It's your yearly quota.
![Commercial Jingle Mashup Is Destined to Become Your Summer Jam](http://townsquare.media/site/341/files/2015/06/Mashup.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Commercial Jingle Mashup Is Destined to Become Your Summer Jam
We all know the power of a good jingle. It can get stuck in our heads and leave us longing to buy the product being advertised. So, what happens when more than two dozen jingles come together? Delightful musical mayhem.
![World’s Largest Whoopee Cushion Doesn’t Excite Cat One Iota](http://townsquare.media/site/341/files/2015/06/Whoopee.jpg?w=980&q=75)
World’s Largest Whoopee Cushion Doesn’t Excite Cat One Iota
What's the big whoopee doo?
![One World Trade Center Timelapse Will Make You Proud to Be an American](http://townsquare.media/site/341/files/2015/06/One.jpg?w=980&q=75)
One World Trade Center Timelapse Will Make You Proud to Be an American
Prepare to be riveted watching more than a decade's worth of work packed into two unforgettable minutes.
![Cat With Two Legs Is the Miracle You Need to See](http://townsquare.media/site/341/files/2015/06/Roux.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Cat With Two Legs Is the Miracle You Need to See
All cats have nine lives. Not all have four legs.
![Man Makes Catchy Song Out of His Breakfast](http://townsquare.media/site/341/files/2015/05/Breakfast.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Man Makes Catchy Song Out of His Breakfast
Breakfast may be the most important meal of the day. It's almost the most musical.
![Chess God Wins Three Matches Simultaneously — While Blindfolded](http://townsquare.media/site/341/files/2015/05/Chess.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Chess God Wins Three Matches Simultaneously — While Blindfolded
This guy is really good.